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Well, well... Look who's living a double life!

Also, I've found an old message I never posted...

Yep, it's been a pretty long time! I couldn't even remember my blogger login and password until it occured to me I use the same for everything... ( once you find out what they are, you're welcomed to go delete the junk in my hotmail account or bid on rocks on ebay )

How many people can say this?: Last time I wrote, I had more boobs! I did not die, in case some people were wondering, but I did get better! And now, though I still can't lift cats, I don't feel like fainting each time I see my wounds! This I call improvement!

I saw Alan Cumming on Conan O'brien yesternight! He was wearing flip-flops! He was so adorable ( Not as in "Oh, Justin, you're so dreamy!"... more like in "Look at the little boy licking that lamp post! Kids are so cute" ) which surprised me because until now, when I thought Alan Cumming, I thought ugly albino guy from Josie and the Pussycats... Anyway, they didn't talk about much aside his ( Alan's ) butt so I have no idea why he was there but I know this: he wrote a book and it will be out... sometime...

You have to explain to me why you'd want to waste more than 30$ on a movie so freakin' boring as The Chamber of Secrets! I don't get what the hype is about! The kids are all horrendous actors ( especially the one that kept twiching in the first movie ) and what the hell is Ron's problem? He keeps making these faces like he's just stuffed his mouth with Vomit flavored Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans ( which taste as bad as they sound by the way! Yech... Sabrina says she'll feed the rest of them to her boyfriend! Evil! ^-^ )! Kilderkin! this isn't silent cinema! One would think there was no need to make such grotesque faces to act out an emotion! Unless it was supposed to be some kind of comic relief... In wich case, I think someone needs to be told convulsions are not meant to be laughed at. Anyway, they managed to make Ron look like a freakin' dumbass and that would have been all fine and dandy if it hadnt been in such a disgraceful way. And what's with that Phoenix?? It looked like thanks giving leftovers ( ok, fine, fresh turkey, I'll give them that. They proved their poultry was still moist in that incredibly ugly crying Phoenix scene ) with fake feathers glued on it. Now that was funny! But a somewhat misplaced funny... Maybe I was just in a bad mood or maybe it's because I had high expectations but the whole story seemed incredibly long and boring and I just wished someone would blow up Hogwarts with all the kids still inside so that I wouldnt have to endure that shitty movie any longer. And don't tell me "It's a kid's movie for Valentine's sake!" because I can stand kid's movies! ...except when their full of stupid kids saving the day with what seems mostly composed of sheer luck and an ability to make friends with chicken. Damn! can you imagine if ever Harry and Frodo got married?? They'd need a whole army of Aragorns and the entire Duck Clan from Suikoden 3 to keep them from tripping over each other and getting stabed by things...

Aaanyway... Sarah Slean's going to be in concert in Montreal at Le Petit Campus on January 25th. Raise your hands if you wanna come!

I think Sabrina's going to be able to take your ticket, Karine. And I cant believe you wont quit your job for it :p People these days have no priorities!

Anyway, crazy day at work today! Some guy had this 1200$ contract he wanted to pay for but it was separated in two parts so that meant I had two transactions to do. On top of that, he wanted to pay them in full so that meant two times two transactions ( one to open one contract, one to close it ). And then, the freakin snobby interior designer got mad at me because two of these transactions I didn't put under her name ( which I didnt have to do before ) Anyway, it seams she didnt know how to count because she fucked all the contracts and I was going crazy because I had bitchy-designer, stupid-client and equally stupid-client's-wife buggin me about inane crap while I was trying to do 4 things at the same time, repair stupid mistakes and try not to make some more while trying to keep myself from kicking someone. And then, when I finally got it all working and stuff, the guy's bank card insufficient-funded me! I would have stuck it down his throat along with his 1200$ worth of blinds ( Oh the money people spend on their windows! It's incredible! It's inconceivable! It's sad... ) but that would have been messy... And there was also that lady that kept trying to convince my there was a 20% rebate on her trash can even after I had asked the manager and she had said it wasnt so. She even dragged me all the way across the store so she could show the ( mysteriously absent ) sign that proved she was right and she made me call another store to ask them if they had it and stuff only to decide she wouldnt take it after all. So, in short, she made me and the 20 or so people that where waiting in line to pay for their own crap wait a good 15 minutes for absolutly nothing ( except maybe for a general hatred directed towards her person ). A crazy day it was indeed!

Its almost midnight!! So ... Happy Birthday you two!!! ^-^

Can't wait! ^-^

So... what in Kilderkin's name happened to Spike's hair? I'm pretty sure hair cannot naturally grow that way... He does have lots of enemies... so there's some chances one of them was an evil ( or incompetent ) hairdresser who got him in his sleep.... Yes, a perm gone wrong : revenge at it's finest. And that would explain the... personnality change... Pitiful hair = Pitiful Spike. What he needs is a pair of scissors to get rid of that dirty cupid hairdo ( or stab himself, it's all the same to me ).

Tori layout! Pink! Again! I bought an Ankh yesterday! It's all cool and stuff but I think my mother thinks I'm a member of some weird cult now... Cults are fun!

Hey! I would tell you I died and got better but then, that would mean it was my ghost that shared a peppery cream cheese bagel with Marty yesterday and that would just be silly! Ghosts dont eat right? I'm Mr Logic! Logic is cool, and so is Rent! Though I didnt realize Mimi had Aids too until today... I've had La vie Boheme stuck in my head all week and though it's a good song, it's beginning to annoy me... Nonetheless, I need to see Rent again.... and again and ainsi de suite.... I wish I really was dead... coz if I were a ghost, I could hide behind a curtain ( or not... ) and follow the Rent cast everywhere! Think of it : free shows!
Anyway... Let's make a little calendar of all the crap we said we'd go see.... Let's see.... October 11th -> Sarah Slean at Barrymore's, October 19th-26th -> Carmen at the NAC , October 29th ->Scarlet's Walk in stores ( Doesnt really fit in the category but cannot go unmentionned ), November 20th -> Tori at the Molson Center in Montreal!!! and sometime in january -> Cabaret at the NAC. Did I forget something?